Brag about something no one cares about!

[Slocke]

Not all of us can win Tank Of The Month. I certainly won't win any month, year, decade soon. So how about we brag about something literally no one else cares about.

I was told yesterday that I have the greenest, healthiest cheato and that my LFS won’t buy from anyone else!! Beat that Polo’s Reef!!

I got a whole $30 buckeroos for this yesterday! Whats your terrible brag?

 

[Jekyl]

I have more gsp than the ocean does.

 

[Mr_Knightley]

I have successfully indoctrinated my nephews and nieces into the ways of fish; One of them in particular always asks to come down and see the crabs, and she's only 2!
I may not be getting any chicks with my tank, but the babies make it all worth it.

 

[KrisReef]

Back when my tank was rocking I sold a couple of colonies to a local guy for insanely low prices. I am pretty sure that he traded them in for credit at the LFS after he cut some frags from them.

I wish I still had them, they were "no-names" that I grew from frags I selected and collected from the shipping bags back in Indo was sending us their best for prices that made sense. The world has changed now and it's hard to find the stuff that once was readily available. I miss those days.

 

[fishywishy]

I can hold my breath for 3 minutes

 

[KrisReef]

I have successfully indoctrinated my nephews and nieces into the ways of fish; One of them in particular always asks to come down and see the crabs, and she's only 2!
I may not be getting any chicks with my tank, but the babies make it all worth it.

Drain those tanks and get some chickens from Tractor Supply. I always like growing my own chicks!

 

[Knucker]

I make cool pictures using AI tools. A magic Christmas tree.

 

[Knucker]

A cool mechanical pseudodragon.

 

[Slocke]

A cool mechanical pseudodragon.

I posted one not too different just today!

Post in thread 'my new baby... AKA The Café'
https://www.reef2reef.com/threads/my-new-baby-aka-the-café.691882/post-13141855

 

[tbrown]

I almost have my Quad 4 Certifications from ADEQ.

 

[Slocke]

I almost have my Quad 4 Certifications from ADEQ.

Alabama Department of Environmental Quality?
Because its ADEM

 

[tbrown]

Alabama Department of Environmental Quality?
Because its ADEM

Yeah, but no one cares, remember???

 

[Knucker]

My home screen and my dream bedroom.

 

[jabberwock]

My home screen and my dream bedroom.

You have made, nothing... I greatly prefer real intelligence over artificial intelligence.

 

[Reefering1]

You have made, nothing... I greatly prefer real intelligence over artificial intelligence.

Lol. Are you criticizing him or bragging about something nobody cares about?

 

[mjszos]

My home screen and my dream bedroom.

Add in a hairless cat and you've got yourself a nice Bond villain lair.

In terms of my pointless brag:

I have grown 4 trees as bonsais from seed (technically 12 but we don't talk about the casualties)

 

[Idech]

I can grow mushrooms.

 

[Reefer Matt]

I have a yt channel.

 

[Fish Styx]

I can outsmoke Snoop.

 

[PizzaIan339]

I Fragged my rastas for the first time and all the frags are still alive!!!

Ignore the bubble algae…