Good Morning!

[vetteguy53081]

 

[Crabs McJones]

#Same

 

[MrsBugmaster]

Good morning

 

[fishguy242]

Good morning, it ain't Monday no more...

 

[Crabs McJones]

Good morning, it ain't Monday no more...

Thank goodness for that!

 

[fishguy242]

Good morning all... almost Friday...

 

[Crabs McJones]

Good morning all... almost Friday...

Almost but not quite

 

[vetteguy53081]

At a couple’s counseling session, the therapist said that couples these days are so disconnected that 85 percent of all husbands don’t know what their wife’s favorite flower is. The husband in the session turned to his wife and whispered, “It’s self-rising, isn’t it?”

 

[Paul B]

I am married fifty years and I have no idea what my wife's favorite flower is. I guess I will ask her.

But I do know what her favorite food is.

 

[Crabs McJones]

The other day my wife screamed at me "you havent listened to a word ive said!"
I thought to myself, what a weird way to start a conversation

 

[fishguy242]

married same woman 40 yrs this fall ,"and you want me to change now"...
good luck w that...
n good morning ...

 

[MrsBugmaster]

Good morning

 

[vetteguy53081]

A cop stopped a man for speeding. He said, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“I was trying to keep up with traffic,” the guy replied.
The cop said, “But there is no traffic.”
And the guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am.”

 

[fishguy242]

Good morning all...

 

[MrsBugmaster]

Good morning

 

[Crabs McJones]

A cop stopped a man for speeding. He said, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“I was trying to keep up with traffic,” the guy replied.
The cop said, “But there is no traffic.”
And the guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am.”

Cop pulled me over the other day, walked up to my window and said "papers"
So I yelled "Scissors, I win!" And drove off

 

[Paul B]

Nothing Earth shattering happened on my morning walk today. I was looking for worms but didn't find any because it isn't raining for a change.

 

[fishguy242]

Good morning all...
beautiful thing it is...

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]