I thought I would lighten everyone's day with some jokes.

[Knucker]

What is a Coral's favorite music? Reef-rock

Coral reefs are like the oceans rock stars.

Why did the coral blush? Because is saw the sea's bottom.

Where do clams go to borrow money? The prawn broker.

Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

What kind of wreaths do fish hang during the holidays? Coral Wreaths

What did the clownfish say to the anemone? You are my best Frond

 

[eliaslikesfish]

dad??

 

[leo12345]

Never try to cook again

 

[RockyMtnFish]

What is a Coral's favorite music? Reef-rock

Coral reefs are like the oceans rock stars.

Why did the coral blush? Because is saw the sea's bottom.

Where do clams go to borrow money? The prawn broker.

Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

What kind of wreaths do fish hang during the holidays? Coral Wreaths

What did the clownfish say to the anemone? You are my best Frond

What kind of fish get the most fan mail?

 

[RockyMtnFish]

What is a Coral's favorite music? Reef-rock

Coral reefs are like the oceans rock stars.

Why did the coral blush? Because is saw the sea's bottom.

Where do clams go to borrow money? The prawn broker.

Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

What kind of wreaths do fish hang during the holidays? Coral Wreaths

What did the clownfish say to the anemone? You are my best Frond

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

 

[RockyMtnFish]

What is a Coral's favorite music? Reef-rock

Coral reefs are like the oceans rock stars.

Why did the coral blush? Because is saw the sea's bottom.

Where do clams go to borrow money? The prawn broker.

Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

What kind of wreaths do fish hang during the holidays? Coral Wreaths

What did the clownfish say to the anemone? You are my best Frond

How do fish always know how much they weigh?

 

[Knucker]

What kind of fish get the most fan mail?

You know you have to give the answers to be funny.

 

[RockyMtnFish]

What is a Coral's favorite music? Reef-rock

Coral reefs are like the oceans rock stars.

Why did the coral blush? Because is saw the sea's bottom.

Where do clams go to borrow money? The prawn broker.

Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

What kind of wreaths do fish hang during the holidays? Coral Wreaths

What did the clownfish say to the anemone? You are my best Frond

Why don't fish like basketball?

 

[RockyMtnFish]

What is a Coral's favorite music? Reef-rock

Coral reefs are like the oceans rock stars.

Why did the coral blush? Because is saw the sea's bottom.

Where do clams go to borrow money? The prawn broker.

Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

What kind of wreaths do fish hang during the holidays? Coral Wreaths

What did the clownfish say to the anemone? You are my best Frond

Ok. I'll stop now.

 

[RockyMtnFish]

You know you have to give the answers to be funny.

Aw c'mon. These aren't that hard.

 

[RockyMtnFish]

What kind of fish get the most fan mail?

Starfish

 

[RockyMtnFish]

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 NA

 

[RockyMtnFish]

How do fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have scales.

 

[RockyMtnFish]

Why don't fish like basketball?

Why don't fish like basketball?

Because they're afraid of the nets.

 

[RockyMtnFish]

What is a Coral's favorite music? Reef-rock

Coral reefs are like the oceans rock stars.

Why did the coral blush? Because is saw the sea's bottom.

Where do clams go to borrow money? The prawn broker.

Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

What kind of wreaths do fish hang during the holidays? Coral Wreaths

What did the clownfish say to the anemone? You are my best Frond

Sorry.

 

[Dburr1014]

Why don't fish like basketball?

Because the balls float.