I've got enough room I could do it well away from the house I'm pretty sure it would still jump onto the house though. LolIt isn't as bad as people make it out to be. I do it on a patio away from the house.
This is the first year in quite awhile that I won't be making a Turkey. Going to the in-laws!
Thanksgiving is the only holiday that my side and my wife's side come together. It is like the Hatfields and McCoys. Our house is about as neutral as it gets. We used to go to two thanksgivings each year. We finally said, "Nope! Want to see us? You can come to us. Otherwise, see ya when we see ya!"