I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash on the beach this morning.

[Daniel@R2R]

I asked him if it was hard to walk with a pulled mussel.

I'll be here all day, folks!

 

[Gumbies R Us]

I asked him if it was hard to walk with a pulled mussel.

I'll be here all day, folks!

That's enough Reef2Reef or the day

 

[Dom]

I asked him if it was hard to walk with a pulled mussel.

I'll be here all day, folks!

A guy fell off the ladder while cleaning his gutters and landed in his wife's roses.

Wife: "Are you okay?"

Husband: "Yes, just feeling a bit bushed."

 

[AlyciaMarie]

 

[AlyciaMarie]

What has ears but can't hear? A cornfield.

 

[Gumbies R Us]

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct

 

[Reefer Matt]

 

[Daniel@R2R]

A shark can swim faster than me...

But I can run faster than a shark...

So, in a triathlon, it'll come down to who's the better cyclist.

 

[felda001]

A shark can swim faster than me...

But I can run faster than a shark...

So, in a marathon, it'll come down to who's the better cyclist.

Wouldn't that be triathlon?


Did you know there is a species of antelope that can jump higher than an average house?

That's because of their strong legs and because most houses can't jump

 

[Battlecorals]

I asked him if it was hard to walk with a pulled mussel.

I'll be here all day, folks!

its good

 

[Crabs McJones]

 

[Crabs McJones]

Did you hear the one about the mollusk that couldn't deliver the punch line?

He clammed up

 

[Daniel@R2R]

Wouldn't that be triathlon?

Yes. Yes. That's correct. I didn't have coffee yet...

 

[Daniel@R2R]

Did you know there is a species of antelope that can jump higher than an average house?

That's because of their strong legs and because most houses can't jump

 

[Daniel@R2R]

What do mermaids wash their fins with?


Tide

 

[AlyciaMarie]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because the P is silent.

 

[tREEFarm]

Where did the General keep his armies?


In his sleevies.

 

[Gumbies R Us]

How do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales!

 

[1112-425XL]

A shark is teaching his kid how to hunt and eat humans​

He says "look son, first you swim full speed at the human but at the last second, you turn away. Then you swim at him fullspeed again, but again at the last second you swim away. Then you can go back and eat the human."

The son looks confused and asks, "But dad, why don't we just go and eat the human the first time?"

Dad shark replies "Well, you can but they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first?"

 

[Daniel@R2R]

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?


A nervous wreck!